Why do you Feed this Wet Pussy?

Hah! I caught him on camera! The “Pussy” I was talking about on my first post. Today was a rainy day and as you can see on the image above, Hector and another duck who seems to be his girlfriend (let’s call her Helena), were minding their own business on the far end of our neighbours roof. Suddenly, this wet pussy shows up and looked hungry as fuck.

He sat there for roughly the same amount of time as previously noted but still couldn’t keep up with the duck’s awesomeness. To ascertain the duck’s defences, they now had strength in numbers.

There I was, a spectator waiting for action. I really wanted to witness these ducks peck the whiskers off this pussy, but to no avail. Of course me and my family were hidden safe inside our cozy condo where it’s warm and dry. He couldn’t reach us, and I had a loaded shotgun pointed at his face. Thus the reason why he probably tried to settle with these sitting ducks.

But suddenly, like magic, a piece of slightly nibbled chicken wings fell down from the sky. I looked up and It seems like my upstairs neighbour was a pussy lover. She was fond of giving leftover food to this sad excuse of a predator.

Silently, I whimpered. Why the fuck would you feed this wet pussy? Irritated, I withdrew my attention and went back to work.

P.S. If you are wondering why I hate cats so much. I’ll be posting my backstory soon.